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The art of procrastination

There are many things that exist in my priority lists almost every day. Completing assignments, reading ‘word power made easy’, going through the notes of power system analysis and reading the chapter from the textbook ( Pointers! Pointers! You need to improve those petty little single digit horrible things!) Et cetera, et cetera. And somewhere down my lists, not even mentioned in words, there exists a very insignificant task. And I end up doing exactly that throughout the day. Why?

Why do I do this every single time?

Well, here’s why: I procrastinate. I prefer sharpening pencils rather than making notes with them. I prefer going out to buy mechanical pencils if sharpening the pencils are my top priority tasks. I would type an essay on why 0.5mm pencil lead sucks if writing with mechanical pencil is the most important task I need to do. And I will read a novel if I am asked to write an essay. And I will watch a movie if I am asked to read a novel. I will sleep if I am asked to watch a movie. But I would never ever do what needs to be done. If your life is going along the same track, then hi-five! Bud! We have got something in common. We are “procrastinanians”. We worship the goddess of procrastination.

But being the way we are is not easy. Remember those depression and self detesting attacks?

Why did I ever ever change my religion to procrastinism. This sucks! My life sucks! OMG! Get me cyanide, will you? Or wait, which is the tallest building in the city? God, I hate my life! I hate myself!

Sometimes these attacks are so severe that I really begin to wonder if I need some serious strong anti-depressant medicines. But the fact is – this depression is unnecessary. Yes, if I were a non-procrastinator perhaps my life would have been better. But twenty years of my life have made me realize that non-procrastinators are especially designed in a separate lab of heaven where most brilliant and geeky of gods and goddesses design the brain of human together. Not everybody gets to be product of that lab. It is reserved for special ones. And I am not the special one. I was genetically engineered to be a procrastinator in a much bigger and less exclusive lab.

But here’s another fact for all the depressed ones out there, this situation is not as incorrigible as you think. Procrastination is not that unproductive as you believe it to be. I am writing this article during my Power electronics lecture. And I don’t think I am doing something for which I should jump off a building. If I had not been a procrastinator I would have never done this. And this article would never have come into existence. Did I do something unproductive? No. I did something that was not important according to me. But I had to get this article done. And I am getting it done. God bless procrastination. I write for my blogs during my labs. I have completed many novels a day before exam. This is not un-productivity. This is running away (which is,well, not something to be proud of. But I don’t loathe myself for doing that). I do not mean to say it’s good. My point is- it’s not that bad. It would not fetch you pointers. It would not get you placed in Microsoft. I agree. But many times it makes you do things that you would have never done. In some cases it even makes you creative, or increase your general knowledge (I have spent infinite hours stumbling upon websites during exams). I do not think that it deserves to be the reason one should scold oneself to death. Procrastination doesn’t really mean sitting idle (being a “vegetable” is the appropriate term for that), it means doing less important things rather than the high priority tasks. That’s not good. But that’s not bad.

So, do try not to procrastinate much. It’s an old saying, and there is some sense and good advice in that. And if you have any success in doing that please let me know how you did it. (I beg you. I do need some help). But meanwhile, in case, you fail, do remember; life is still good. It’s cool. Light hai.

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16 thoughts on “The art of procrastination”

  1. Wow! I’m a procrastinanian too!! Sometimes it gets so bad that I have to cut down on sleep. Like now. I thought I’m gonna sleep and get up and study Physics (I’m in XIIth standard by the way). But see, I find myself surfing through stories in storypick and landing straight into your blog! You’re right, I’d never have known you if I’d not have procrastinated. We’re gonna make great friends! Cheers!

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    1. hahahaha! Sreeja!we sure are going to make great friends! I was worse when I was 12th.I read novels the night before pre-board examinations! ( my mom still doesn’t know this)

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    1. Lab hours and exam time; these are the creative hours. If you procrastinate during these,Sumithra, you are just right on the path!! hahaha!:D 😀

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  2. I was fed up studying this faltu subject power electronics(exams start next week!!)when I thought of checking out ur posts..this one made me relax!^_^ I am one too!! N i guess not everyone likes power electronics!

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  3. Wow… I really liked your article. Bt I do think I have a solution… Whenever you have something important to do, just place a bet ( stakes must be high) with someone claiming you’ll do it within a time frame N then just see your efficiency when you can’t afford to lose..:P

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  4. saloni..dude i feel so happy with the very fact that i was there with u whle u were writing this !!
    P.S. that nonsense proud feeling 😛
    btw me reading it when suposed to work on PROJECT !! Hi-five !

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    1. And I see this now! I have written several other articles sitting right next to you, your aura somehow let my creative juices out:P!
      P.S. Hi-five back! you can never let me down fellow procrastinanian!

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